Well, that breaks it. I have had it up to HERE with that stuck-up little excuse of a spacecraft!
Captain Olimar may think she's the best little ship on Hocotate, but her attitude is nothing short of infuriating! How dare she call me a 'clunker'?! Just becasue I'm a little rusted doesn't mean I'm a worse-off craft than she!
And then she had the GALL to make it seem that it was MY FAULT captain Louie was left behind! Really, OLIMAR was the one who asked me to jump to hyperspace! There was NOTHING within my power I could do!
Then, THEN, that little hussy of a freighter insists that I need to cut Shacho a little slack. Well, I have some advice for you, missy: go work for a repugnant being who refuses to let you have so much as a lick of new paint and keeps you in a leaky, crumbling hold for a few decades! THEN we shall see if he deserves any 'slack.'
I'm so furious that even the thought of the charming Purple Pikmin I once housed can't cheer me up. Perhaps I'll just pretend that those teenage yahoos playing in the shipyard are attacking my boss with their skateboards.