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  • Mood: Contempt
  • Listening to: Shacho shout at some foolhardy teenagers.
  • Reading: Nothing, unless you'd care to loan me a book?
  • Watching: The walls rust around me.
  • Playing: Ha! You must be joking!
  • Eating: Alas, the sensation of taste is denied me...
  • Drinking: Cruel, to remind me I can do no such thing...
Well, that breaks it.  I have had it up to HERE with that stuck-up little excuse of a spacecraft!

Captain Olimar may think she's the best little ship on Hocotate, but her attitude is nothing short of infuriating!  How dare she call me a 'clunker'?!  Just becasue I'm a little rusted doesn't mean I'm a worse-off craft than she!

And then she had the GALL to make it seem that it was MY FAULT captain Louie was left behind!  Really, OLIMAR was the one who asked me to jump to hyperspace!  There was NOTHING within my power I could do!

Then, THEN, that little hussy of a freighter insists that I need to cut Shacho a little slack.  Well, I have some advice for you, missy: go work for a repugnant being who refuses to let you have so much as a lick of new paint and keeps you in a leaky, crumbling hold for a few decades!  THEN we shall see if he deserves any 'slack.'

I'm so furious that even the thought of the charming Purple Pikmin I once housed can't cheer me up.  Perhaps I'll just pretend that those teenage yahoos playing in the shipyard are attacking my boss with their skateboards.
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:iconkit-botnik:
Kit-Botnik Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2011
HEY. I worked HARD to try and re-build that ship. Don't you DARE talk bad about the Dolphin. :shakefist:
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HocotateFreightShip Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2011
Hmmf! I, as the SUPERIOR ship, would have needed no rebuilding! Ergo, Olimar would have never crashed, ergo, Louie wouldn't have ben sent with the Golden Pikpik carots becasue a more reliable employee would have been avaliable, ergo, Hocotate Freight would have never gone into debt.
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pokemonlover9999 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014
You didn't need to have 30 prices welded back on to you for you to fly back to hocotate
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Kit-Botnik Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2011
So...you're saying it's all the Dolphin's fault?
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HocotateFreightShip Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2011
In a cosmic sort of way, yes. It is entirely her fault.
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:iconkit-botnik:
Kit-Botnik Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2011
Dude...you know what? You are COLD.
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:iconhocotatefreightship:
HocotateFreightShip Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2011
And neither of you seemed to have so much as read my journal entry. I'm not going to argue with people for agrument's sake.
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TEAMJUMBA Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2011
Hi.
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:iconhocotatefreightship:
HocotateFreightShip Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011
Why hello.
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